Seen enough to eye you

1.) For all of those kids that I know graduating who would like me to
come eat their free food parties and congradulate you for graduating
from high school let me know please.

2.) I heard a funny, true story today.

A woman I work with had an interesting experience at the race. I think
I’ve already explained in a previous post that to these people this
weekend is one of the highlights of the entire year. It’s a weekend to
get completely smashed. Well, they all like going to the race too
apparently. So they do. Well this woman was getting really drunk while
standing front row for one of the shows. She could touch the stage. She
kept drinking, and drinking, and drinking until, you got it, she passed
out-in the front row. She had been drinking a lot. She can’t weigh that
much. Not more than maybe 115. When she woke up she could barely see
the stage. She was next to the port-o-lets. The crowd had literally
rolled her all the way to the back of the crowd. She said she had grass
stains and mud and beer all over her.

What a life.

3.) No more work this week because tomorrow it’s off to the windy city. Just one more shift at Quiznos.

I’m more than ready to go.

-Andrew