Lace up your shoes, boys…

I’ll be home in two weeks. That means you better start lacing up your shoes and practicing your 40s.


I’m gonna be makin Deven Hester look slow.


I’m gonna be makin Barry Sanders look like he doesn’t know how to move.


I’m gonna be makin Marvin Harrison look like he can’t catch.


I’m gonna be makin Dwight Freeney look like he can’t sack.


I’m ready to play some ball kids. I hope you’re ready.


-Andrew

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0 thoughts on “Lace up your shoes, boys…

  1. Barry Sanders has probably been sitting on his butt since he retired. Lazy bum. And you think he can move. He’s stationary, man. See you in a few weeks!

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