Author Archives: Andrew

Yesterday I took a big step forward in life. -Andrew

I’m the only person that can sleep on their back and have the hair on the side of their head stand up when they wake up. Life is hard sometimes. -Andrew

So there was this one time this past semester where Sarah and I went to a Asian buffet. We got the best part of the meal, the fortune cookies, and we cracked them open. Expecting to use the ageless fun “in bed” at the end of our fortunes we read them aloud. Mine was aContinue reading “Sweet and sour pork?”