Today I finally got my suit from Men’s Wearhouse.

They gave it to me and a kind of creepy guy put it in a sack for me to take home, and told me to have a good day.

I asked him if they would like me to pay for it because I hadn’t done so yet.

He gave me a really weird look, and said, “Yeah, that would be great.
Thanks for the honesty.” (I really kind of wish I wouldn’t have said
anything because I doubt they would have ever found out.)

-Andrew